Mom: Did you smell the perfume I gave Grandma? It's a classic.
Me: *smells the perfume* Oh yeah I can tell it's a classic.
Grandma: *laughing* Why? Because it smells like an old lady?
Me: Yeah.
Mom: *indignantly* It doesn't smell like old lady! It's a classic!
It's not every day that you turn 84 and keep your sense of humor!
