I also bought a cheap electric razor because I am done done done with disposable razors or the Venus type that you refill and whatever. I am much too lazy (and cheap) to buy the razor refills, so I just prefer to buy disposable ones. I am going to try the electric razor and see if it's any better at not giving me razor burn (which by the way, red bumps and ingrown hairs are very unsexy and annoying). I think if the electric razor thing doesn't work out for me I will try the waxing route. Sure, why not, it's not like I have enough pain in my life, why not add a little more (the odds of me actually getting waxed are 3% based on what a pansy ass flake I am regarding anything painful and the lengths I go to avoid any sort of harm to myself).
From now on I am going to try and Get Things Done That I Have Always Said I Wanted to Do or Try but Never Have (because I am a pansy ass flake). I already completed one of the tasks which I will inform everyone about soon enough. It will be an unveiling of a sort. I want to live my life less constrained but what I think people will say and life the now, the moment, do things that will make me happier with who I am and where I am going and who I am becoming. That got deep all of a sudden. Look, a picture of me getting drunk in a river!

Much better.