22.6.09

Vive/Live

I have bid farewell to chub rub. Goodbye I waved gleefully as I caught a frisbee mid-air and threw it many yards (however far yards are) back to someone who caught it and scored (truth: it probably wobbled in the air and didn't even reach a yard not to mention many). Yes, my chub has greatly diminished from the intense workouts of frisbee. Laugh if you will (which you probably are, I am too actually, playing ultimate frisbee to lose weight is kind of preposterous), but it has worked. Also, I can always gauge how passionate and "into" something I am when I start ordering shit off amazon.com that somehow relates to it, i.e., I bought a frisbee. A blue sparkly (it is truly speckled with glitter once again proving I have not matured past the age of 11) gorgeous disc off amazon.com and I cannot wait to receive it. Seriously been checking the in transit status obsessively (I just checked and it's been delivered! Hallelujah!).

I also bought a cheap electric razor because I am done done done with disposable razors or the Venus type that you refill and whatever. I am much too lazy (and cheap) to buy the razor refills, so I just prefer to buy disposable ones. I am going to try the electric razor and see if it's any better at not giving me razor burn (which by the way, red bumps and ingrown hairs are very unsexy and annoying). I think if the electric razor thing doesn't work out for me I will try the waxing route. Sure, why not, it's not like I have enough pain in my life, why not add a little more (the odds of me actually getting waxed are 3% based on what a pansy ass flake I am regarding anything painful and the lengths I go to avoid any sort of harm to myself).

From now on I am going to try and Get Things Done That I Have Always Said I Wanted to Do or Try but Never Have (because I am a pansy ass flake). I already completed one of the tasks which I will inform everyone about soon enough. It will be an unveiling of a sort. I want to live my life less constrained but what I think people will say and life the now, the moment, do things that will make me happier with who I am and where I am going and who I am becoming. That got deep all of a sudden. Look, a picture of me getting drunk in a river!




Much better.