Israeli boys treated me to schnitzel and mashed potatoes. Absolutely delish, I cleaned up my plate and then asked for seconds. More please!
Today I went in search of my birthday dress and found it! Beyoncé is apparently the theme, or maybe Beyoncé Barbie, not really sure. I am sure that I want to have a fabulous time at my birthday and want to look gorgeous and happy and actually have a good time and not worry about this or that or whatever. I am not going to worry about a thing and focus on drinks and socializing and dancing and not twisting my ankle (again).
The dress is skintight, though, so I might need the help of spanx or some such thing. I have never used one in my life but hey, I'm getting up there in age and everything is not the same anymore. I also need some sort of thing that can magically create cleavage out of almost nothing. Not much to work with, but I am trying.

Today I went in search of my birthday dress and found it! Beyoncé is apparently the theme, or maybe Beyoncé Barbie, not really sure. I am sure that I want to have a fabulous time at my birthday and want to look gorgeous and happy and actually have a good time and not worry about this or that or whatever. I am not going to worry about a thing and focus on drinks and socializing and dancing and not twisting my ankle (again).
The dress is skintight, though, so I might need the help of spanx or some such thing. I have never used one in my life but hey, I'm getting up there in age and everything is not the same anymore. I also need some sort of thing that can magically create cleavage out of almost nothing. Not much to work with, but I am trying.
